The gold kid meets a sting to still keep wound,
The pretty girl falls difficult should go where?
(Want to please which master table song)
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2454 to lead maritime customs
The beard ambition of foreign minister is strong before often and burnt Ren and went abroad a conference together.
Once, while leading maritime customs, the two people's beard ambition was strong to walk fore, burnt Ren and in the Hou.
The custom officer asks beard ambition first strong:Xing Hu?(Is happy)
The beard ambition is strong a listen to quickly answer a way:Is very happy!
It's burnt Ren's turn and, the custom officer asks burnt Ren again and:Xing Jiao,cheap beats by dre?
Burnt Ren and think around, most the Hou answered by very firm tone:
Is two for probably a month!
A spool of joke brocade gathers an evening of chapter 2455
Evening.
Have two one big one small mosquito be what things discussing that the world had better eat.
Greatly tell to smallly say:＂ Woman underneath of the thing had better eat ＂
Smallly don't believe, fly to seek a woman right away.
Lead to deliver a full head of small mosquito of a short while big sweat to run back to say:＂ You fool me,
I just flew into to haven't eaten and suddenly ran to come in a big insect to want to eat up me,
He ate me not to arrive and then vomited phlegm to me, made my wingses to all can not open and came back from running.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2456 airplane up**
On the airplane**(beat 10% language)
On the first a long distance
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2457 what a mess
Businessman Harry to lawyer complaint way:What a mess my son makes the belly of the maidservant big.
Isn't the noble still small?
Hey, 5 years old.
Hey, 5 years old will do something like that ?
It's a long story to tell.There is rain at the right moment that day, that little bastard has no a place to have fun and unexpectedly use needle to chase
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2458 should to have non-arrival
The female army camp in afternoon, the leader of class starts having a roll call in addition to business trip, each starts investigating each people should to have non-arrival.The fourth leader of class then ㄧㄧ of take off trousers for soldier of class and smell its private parts leader of class don't understand, hence ask the fourth class head why do you miss schedule the soldier's pants?The fourth class head the reason then keep annoying the strong answer report leader of class you don't want to investigate each people**have flavor!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers the best bride of chapter 2459
The wedding night , to bride, can not forget.Led for a night, will start a new life.At this new day what will morning, the bride of world-wide locations, say with her husband?
German bride:"The Si of the man, did you fall asleep?"
French bride:"Is dear, am I beautiful?"
Japanese bride:"Is really sorry, serve not the place in week, also please forgive much and more."
American bride:"How?How much is the night of pleasure a moment worth?……Daughter?Is what you say U.S. dollar or a gold?"
British bride:"You say that our kid, you wants to make him read Cambridge still oxford?"
Italian bride:"Ji promise!Are you still on the hoof?"
Chinese bride:"Officer person, the Nu house still wants ……"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2460 inducement
The boyfriend sees girl friend, a pair person embraces of the feeling is just blazing, the girl friend is already a Jiao to breathe heavily to urge.The boyfriend says to the girl friend:"Yesterday I dreamed you at the mid-night."The female asks:"Dream what's the matter with me?""Dreamed you to take off blouse.""BE take off so?Took off blouse how again?""Took off pants again.""BE take off so?Took off pants how again?""I tore off your pants.""BE tore like this?Then how again?""You separated a leg, I took out mine", the male stopped."Say quickly, say quickly, underneath are you how to do?"The male ashamedly says:"I push a chick chicken and wet skill urine, hi hi, I again asleep."
A spool of joke brocade gathered chapter 2461 husband to get AIDS
One leadership AIDS, the medical personnel told this news his wife.Didn't expect, the wife doesn't feel surprised at all.The medical personnel doesn't understand that the ground asks:"You how not frightened at all?"The wife answered:"Frightened what, he already the decade didn't hand over a little male food!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers the salesman of chapter 2462 washing powder
There is a salesman who promotes washing powder …….A day ….He arrived at a doorway of house …….What to open the door is a middle age women …….He says:You can give me a hair quality clothes.The words over women then take off the pajama of body and take to the salesman …….Salesman a wash to say right away:And then the joss-stick again Gan is clean.Connect Zhao and wanted a Xian quality clothes to the women, the women gave bra a salesman …….Salesman a wash and say:And then the joss-stick again Gan is clean.Most Hou ……he wanted the clothes of Ni Rong to the women ….The women took off pants down …….A wash ….The salesman doesn't talk ……the women ask a way:How is effect?The salesman says:Or don't buy my washing powder like ……….
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2463 to change a role with each other
The young and beautiful lady loiters about Zhao in the zoo and finally stops in the front of monkey cage.
She is very confused of ask a managing person:"Do the monkeys all run where to went today?"
The "they returned to go to in hole, young lady, just when mate season now." managing person says.
The "will they come out if I throw some shelled peanuts to go in?" young lady asks a way again.
The managing person scarts a head and says:"I don't know! young lady, if change into you, will you come out?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2464 slightly Anne not rashness
Last living creature lesson, a class of student does to really check in the laboratory.
Is an experiment to use of small white rat, carelessly jump a cage to flee to run everywhere, at student
Is a burst of to make track for to scream madly indiscriminately of under the circumstance, the small white rat hides the female teacher's underneath in the skirt.
The teacher being urgently bad strongly yells and has a male classmate speech to say at this time:
"Teacher, you take it easy to be nervous and wait until small white rat and discover that it hides of place
Since is dark, and then damp again plus strange smell, it will can not stand to of oneself rush out
Of."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2465 Yin Yin west to visit
The words say the teacher and pupil was a line of to arrive at volcano
Does the Wu go to iron princess and lend Ba Lu?
The iron princess says to lend can, but want to make me contented first
Teacher and pupil discusses that the Hou feels a pig eight to quit a best color, it lets he go to should fix
The Wu is a pig eight quit with iron 2 princesses is to go in building
(Led for 3 minutes, pig eight quit and then come out)
Pig eight quit:teacher I don't go
Tang Seng:the sand Wu is clean you to try
The sand Wu is clean: BE
(Led for 5 minutes, the sand Wu was clean to also come out)
The sand Wu is clean: teacher I also have no a way
Tang Seng:the Wu is empty you to go!
Pig eight quit:~~~the senior power is high strong to definitely fix
The Wu is empty to go in Hou, the everyone hears to become in outside long become long again become to grow
(Led for 10 minutes, the Wu was empty to also come out F)
The Wu is empty: the teacher disciple also has no a way
Tang Seng:see to want for the teacher of in person horse
Tang Seng went in Hou to lead to then come out for a hour hand up take a palm-leaf fan
Many Tu sons are unavoidably surprised teacher is how the Mo accomplish
Sees Tang Seng's spirit stop and think to carefreely touch a head to say: fault fault
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2466 to put a way
"One is old**after making love with his adoring man, self-confidence full everywhere say to him:
"We can thoroughly come to discuss for a while how to marriage now of affair."
Pretty much the despise ground of this man says:
"Do not stir, you have never seen I just is wore a condom**of?
I am afraid of ah, and everyone clearly speaks okay, just play,
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