Ask one little boy"a add a to equal several" little boy bye bye the finger"equal two""three add three to equal several" again bye the finger"equal six""the handle knob puts pocket inside, five add five to equal several" little boy's handle knob put in the side pocket."11"
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There is a small group wanting "**" every nights.But the after the events all want to pack in the bottle and take into conservancy each time.On this day, his elder brother's wife is stir-frying a bean sprout,beats by dre solo, but at the right moment having no oil at noon.See a brother-in-law there is a bottle of pig in the ovary big oil.Without extra trouble go fetch to use.This in the evening come back to see what oneself collected as treasure much of the baby let the elder brother's wife stir-fry a bean sprout.Weep aloud.His mother asks him what is the row.He weeps aloud a way;Your what kid ran runs to jump of jumping and taking my kid stir-fry a bean sprout
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3505 to keep Zhuo
Two wartime a battleplane be shot, the airplane pilot dropped to in desert, he saw for a while on all sides in addition to camel have nothing at all, because of what stuffing and his sexual appetite is very strong while having no choice he can with mother camel**but mother camel too Gao he not live mother the bottom of the camel, he wants is have individuals much well, at this time sky again fall in a battleplane, what to drop down is a female soldier with beautiful Jing, led a short while the female soldier also saw him frailty down say a Sir with him if the words that can give me a little water, you make me do to go everything.Boy's soldier a think a much good matter hence gave her water, drinking of female behind say a Sir, I listen to now yours you can do anything to me and finish saying and then shut Be getting more worthy of a look, male's saying that is all right you give I order that female camel good.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3506 to blare and hiss/our village came to New appointee/careless brothers
It are an impotence to formerly have a men, he for curing like his disease he looks for to cure everywhere!One day his friend gave him a medicine!This medicine shouts to blare after eating hard shout hiss Be getting softer, but this can use three times, at friend that he for seeing to make and then used so much once, really make and then went home to seek a wife very happily, suddenly heard the voice of train on the way home(blare~~~~~)Be getting harder!He hiss let younger brother the younger brother Be soft to come down!Come home on the whole!See the wife say: wife!The wife come quickly, I made so much, loudly of shout to blare~~~~~~~.His wife hurriedly shouts;Hiss~~~~~~, The neighbors all went to bed.
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Some village master's born nature good Yin, in the time crafty village woman.One youth gravamen, take a rag to arrive donkey vagina place be made an effort to wipe to wipe.Seek a village master to say:"I picked up the cloth of piece chatelaine on the road!"The village master hard smelt smell and said:"This not is a village east Li Jia's daughter-in-law of, also not is a village west Zhao Jia's miss of, is not a village either north widow of, isn't also a village south Wang Jia's husband's younger sister's sister-in-law of, Yi, Be getting more strange, did we come to New appointee in village?"
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Having the brothers 2 people to work is very careless.Sleeps till midnight for a day, brothers 2 people successively get up urine, two careless ahead is wetting, Malaysia tiger also stands to after death want urine at it and wet Malaysia tiger of several suppress very hardly, he an used to vigorously enter two careless fart eyes for the crest.Two careless the eye feeling fart be what things blocked up, by hand and hereafter on touching, touch the bottom of Malaysia tiger, "Yi!Bottom light light of ah!"Malaysia tiger also the felling urine don't come out, touch before going toward, he touched two several careless, " alas!Isn't this the urine thoroughly!What a strange affair!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3507 type/very funny/business 【3 and one chapter 】
The passenger car will open right away, right bower but inside hasty.Want to go to the stool convenience, but time was too late.The right bower suppresses of can not stand, then and stealthily stretch the guy to outside in the car window, the preparation right on the spot solved~~
Suddenly, the ticket agent of behind called to get up:"The front is the bushy beard that takes out a cigar, take back your head a window inside, the car wants to open 》 "
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There are a rightness of men and women, being pregnant of female, but the still wanting of the male does that kind of affair, female's saying danger, but under the in every possible way requesting of the male or agree.Led for several days, female of bear children come, nurse says that your kid is a genius, whole life come down will talk, hence the that guy walks into to see his kid, that kid hurtles a nurse to say:"Are you my father?"The nurse says be not;He asks the male of flank again:"Are you my father?"That person says BE, the kid stares big eyes, stretch out finger, hurtle him to say:"I so Tong is you all right?I so Tong is you all right?"
~~~The plain section chief greatly inebriates to go home at the mid-night on the first and comes to that after the event with wife and left 100 dollars money to go out.He wife's mental state feel suspicious, this person how now son is how which?Hence hurriedly make a phone call for plain section chief, ask:"Where are you ?"The plain section chief answers:"I have a meal in the outside."Ask:"Which you just at dry what?"The plain section chief answers:"I just contacted business."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~·
A spool of joke brocade gathered the comrade in chapter 3508 to choke smoke
There are so two brotherses, the younger brother is a fool.The eldest brother is married, but the younger brother still has no daughter-in-law!The eldest brother sees a younger brother always**suppress very hardly!Take younger brother to seek a young lady.Hence, the elder brother and younger brothers arrived at to seek Ms. Ge in a public house, the elder brother told young lady to say:"A short while my younger brother came in you to handle affairs and then go with him!"Then the space space come out to say with younger brother:"Your a short while went in to see the eye is used**stick in comfortable know not!"The younger brother says:"Know!"Hence, the younger brother went in.But, the light of that compartment didn't open, the younger brother by hand touched go in and at the right moment touched a small hole on the wall!The compartment of this small hole and next door is connecting!By coincidence, the next door compartment has a small to also come to seek a young lady can the young lady haven't come yet, the small absorbed a smoke in the compartment, can see a compartment an inside pretty clean of, the cigarette butt had no place to throw and then fill the cigarette butt to which small hole!Younger brother by this time and exactly**also filled into, result give fool of**to hot!The elder brother looking at a younger brother to cry to rush out to say:"Good pain~ hot hot~" the elder brother feel suspicious and then go in to see, a see know what is the row!Tell young lady to take off clothes all, then, make the younger brother come in, pointing at the underneath telling of the young lady younger brother is there!The younger brother knew this time, but, younger brother's walking over don't do that young lady but is by hand turn over forcing of young lady to open.Then, hurtle an inside loudly of say:"The comrade of inside choke smoke, please!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers the young girl that chapter 3509 adopts a mushroom
Sunlight, sandy beach.
Is some male the whole body Be naked to lie on the back, from Be covered up to a sand in, enjoy a sunlight bath of wonderful.
There is a young girl that adopt a mushroom, see the sandy beach have one thing-like in shape mushroom, by hand stir up, its rapid bulge is big strong, strange of, decide to adopt it, use mouth Diao after first and by hand pulling out, again and again many, make to solve a number to the utmost and in every possible way, can not make the mushroom leave ground, helpless have to leave it.
Some Mr. unintentionally gets this affairs, very great.Decision past the Ji weigh.
Next day, the young girl comes to adopt a mushroom again and see that mushroom still at, very pleased, two words don't say and take out scissors from the basket, "Ca Zha" is a , shear a mushroom under.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3510 who not romantic
"Man should get married on coming of age, a girl should get married on coming of a", Clinton's daughter is on the tip of to seek the age of boyfriend.
She takes the first boyfriend home, Clinton after asking the life experience of finishing daughter's boyfriend formally of say to the daughter:"This person doesn't can make your boyfriend."
"Why?"
"Because he is your elder brother"
The daughter sadly cried.
Soon, the daughter sought the second boyfriend again
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